Cookie Policy
Alright, the EU makes us explain this nonsense, so here we go:
What we don't do
We don't use cookies for tracking because we genuinely can't be bothered with analytics. Our tracking stuff is self-hosted and we honestly don't care enough to look at it. We don't store anything in your browser to identify you because, frankly, why would we care who you are?
What we actually do store
The cookies we do store are:
- An entire language model – If you interact with our 404 page or Shakespeak feature, we download about 700MB of AI model data to your browser. So really, what are you doing with your life?
- Evil Santa disable setting – There's a cookie to remember if you've defeated Santa. That's literally it.
- Theme preference – Might be one for light/dark/unicorn mode so we remember if you've chosen to torture your eyeballs.
- Cookie consent – Ironically, we store a cookie to remember that you've seen this bloody cookie notice. Also ironically, if you opt out of cookies, we need to store a cookie to remember you don't want cookies. Otherwise you'd keep seeing the cookie banner, get annoyed and then throw potatoes at the EU parliament.
That's it
Seriously, that's all we do. We're not some massive tech company trying to harvest your data. We're just trying to build a website without the EU breathing down our necks about cookie policies.
If you're still reading this, you probably need a hobby.